Q: What did the electrician say when he was poking around in the attic?
1. Oh my god! I just found $50,000 in a suitcase over here!
2. This job is so much fun I've decided not to charge you anything for it.
3. See these beams that hold up the roof? They're gonna need to be replaced before winter.
One cool thing about the attic is that you can see the old lines from when this place had gaslights, and the chimneys from the bricked-up fireplaces.
I wonder what they'll find tomorrow?
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I wince.
At least winter's farther away than fall? And maybe the suitcase is folded over a few times and tucked inside a hollow beam, and thus will only be discovered a couple of months before Christmas? *sips a half-full glass of something*
Other than that -- gah!
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